At the National Irish Green-Grocers Emergency Reconciliatory (NIGGER) talks today Mr John P. Marzep announced "We at the National Irish Green-Grocers Emergency Reconciliatory talks would just like to point out that Phil Lynott was a great man and a guiding light to Green Grocers everywhere."
Today marks 21 years since the death of Phil Lynott and many people are singing his praises and his songs on the streets of Dublin.
One man I met however did not show the same respect for the lead singer of Thin Lizzy "'e was a bastard and one time he had this thing and it "exclaimed the man before trailing off. His name was Murphy or Tom 'definitely something beginning with a T, M or Q'.
His hatred of Lynott seemed to based on a firm grounding of 'Whiskey or poitÃn or was it stout?'
"Why should he have all the fun just because he's a bit dead!" he roared before he got confused and started talking to a dustbin.
-Rory Glynn, reporting from Dublin, a panic stricken town where drink is god and God is drunk.
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