Early this morning scientists at The Karson Institute for the Advanced Study of Molecular Fieldology finally found the clinching evidence that the man standing in the field (pictured left) had been right all along."For years we thought it couldn't be, that our theory must be correct. But sadly, at three this morning we verified that we were wrong and that the only logical explanation was the one put forward by the other party (pictured above)." As one scientist told me, his face a facade of dejection.
Later at the official press conference Managing Director of the Institute seemed to be expressing a quite different viewpoint: "We may never have truly supported his theory but as is evidenced from this mornings surprising turn around in popular scientific theory. Some may say that we have wasted time by not believing the man standing in the field all along. But honestly this is nonsense. It is the job of scientists everywhere to bang on and on with their own theory until they accidentally discredit themselves, then like a phoenix they must arise reborn with a new theory stolen from the first available source.
In light of this I am happy to announce that The Karson Institute for the Advanced Study of Molecular Fieldology will be changing its name to The University of Phoenix."
A few hours later a press release was issued stating that The Karson Institute would not in fact be changing its name because they had gone to www.universityofphoenix.com and there was already a website there.
-Rory Glynn
