16 January 2007

Man Standing in Field Turns Out To Have Been Right All Along.

Early this morning scientists at The Karson Institute for the Advanced Study of Molecular Fieldology finally found the clinching evidence that the man standing in the field (pictured left) had been right all along.
"For years we thought it couldn't be, that our theory must be correct. But sadly, at three this morning we verified that we were wrong and that the only logical explanation was the one put forward by the other party (pictured above)." As one scientist told me, his face a facade of dejection.

Later at the official press conference Managing Director of the Institute seemed to be expressing a quite different viewpoint: "We may never have truly supported his theory but as is evidenced from this mornings surprising turn around in popular scientific theory. Some may say that we have wasted time by not believing the man standing in the field all along. But honestly this is nonsense. It is the job of scientists everywhere to bang on and on with their own theory until they accidentally discredit themselves, then like a phoenix they must arise reborn with a new theory stolen from the first available source.
In light of this I am happy to announce that The Karson Institute for the Advanced Study of Molecular Fieldology will be changing its name to The University of Phoenix."

A few hours later a press release was issued stating that The Karson Institute would not in fact be changing its name because they had gone to www.universityofphoenix.com and there was already a website there.

-Rory Glynn

11 January 2007

Thank you very much, it's a pleasure to be here!

New Team Member Added

Joining Arwen and myself in this venture into madness is the latest team member:
Kimnarelle


I would like to wish Kimnarelle all the best in her position as the first ever NESW -NF!

05 January 2007

Your NESW Need You

NESW is now recruiting talented young Jews with an interest in making things up.
If your Jewish and you want to write posts for this blogsite just send an email to ankhwatcher@jewmail.com.

Okay I'm only kidding you don't have to be Jewish... In fact Jews are not allowed to post on blogspot.com but if you want to we'll pretend your a Greek Orthodox, they'll believe that.
-Rory

04 January 2007

NIGGER Admires Phil Lynott



At the National Irish Green-Grocers Emergency Reconciliatory (NIGGER) talks today Mr John P. Marzep announced "We at the National Irish Green-Grocers Emergency Reconciliatory talks would just like to point out that Phil Lynott was a great man and a guiding light to Green Grocers everywhere."
Today marks 21 years since the death of Phil Lynott and many people are singing his praises and his songs on the streets of Dublin.


One man I met however did not show the same respect for the lead singer of Thin Lizzy "'e was a bastard and one time he had this thing and it "exclaimed the man before trailing off. His name was Murphy or Tom 'definitely something beginning with a T, M or Q'.
His hatred of Lynott seemed to based on a firm grounding of 'Whiskey or poitín or was it stout?'
"Why should he have all the fun just because he's a bit dead!" he roared before he got confused and started talking to a dustbin.

-Rory Glynn, reporting from Dublin, a panic stricken town where drink is god and God is drunk.